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Home Page Center Hours & Pricing Have A Party Leagues Prim-O Pizza Directions To MBC Job Opportunities Fun & Games Our Awards E-Mail Us	Fun and Games! Just for Kids, or Kids at Heart! We have fun games for you! Print out Milton Bowling Center's Bowling Word Search Puzzle. 50 words are hidden in the Bowling Ball. Sorry, no answer key is available. Top Ten Reasons Why Bowling is better than Golf! 10. It's never too hot or cold to bowl. 9. There's never any wind to blow your ball off course. 8. No sand traps. 7. No trees in your way. 6. No water to swallow your ball. 5. You don't have to worry about getting hit by another person's ball. 4. Cold beer, drinks, and food are always less than 75 feet away. 3. Rain or lightning doesn't ruin the day. 2. No waiting for a slow foursome, in silly pants, in front of you. 1. You'll never have to walk 200 yards to find your ball. Top Ten Reasons Why Bowling is better than Skiing! 10. You can bowl year round. 9. You don't have to search for your car in an icy parking lot carrying two pairs of ski's, boots, and 2 poles. 8. Bowling shoes don't feel like you have a c-clamp around your ankle and toes. 7. You don't have to pay $ 7.25 for a hamburger after waiting in-line for 25 minutes. 6. Your face won't get lacerated with a ski ticket. 5. You don't have to get completely undressed to go to the bathroom. 4. No one has ever broken their ribs and their legs bowling. 3. You don't need to apply for a second mortgage to go bowling. 2. No frost bite. 1. You don't sit on a small, rusty chair, blowing around in the wind, 90' from the ground between turns. Top ten signs that your 220 average is inflated By Wayne G. 10. You take 6 or more balls to bowl in league. 9. You think no one can teach you anything. 8. Your teammates snicker every time you roll 250. 7. You have the 10th highest average in your mixed handicap league. 6. You can make a 10 pin spare only 65% of the time. 5. There have been ten 300 games shot at your house and it is only the 2nd week. 4. Every time you go to another house you complain about the conditions. 3. You do not know how to keep score by hand. 2. No one ever asks you to bowl in a tournament except at your house. 1. You once rolled a 292 game. . . Back to the top of this page.
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